Happy Mother's Day All!

Mother's Day 2009!

"Why God Made Moms"

( The following answers were given by Elementary School
Children to the following questions )

Question----"Why Did God Make Mothers?""

The answers:
1. She's the only one who knows where the
scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

Q-----"How Did God Make Mothers?"

1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my mom just the same like he made me.
He just used bigger parts.

Q----"What Ingredients Are Mother's Made Of ?"

1. God makes mothers out of clouds and
angel hair and everything nice in the world
and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones.
Then they He mostly used string I think.

Q----"Why Did God Give You Your Mother And not
Some Other Mom?"

1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other
people's moms like me.

Q----"What Kind Of Little Girl Was Your Mom?"

1. My mom has always been my mom and none of
that other stuff...
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my
guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.

Q----"What Did Mom Need To Know About Dad Before
She Married Him?"

1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is
he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer? Does he
make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO
to drugs and YES to chores?

Q----"Why Did Your Mom Marry Your Dad ?"

1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world.
And my mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her
thinking cap on.

Q----"Who's The Boss At Your House?"

1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to
because dad's such a goofball
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She
sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a
lot more to do than dad.

Q----"What Would It Take To Make Your Mom Perfect?"

1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside,
I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.

Q----"If You Could Change One Thing About Your Mom What
Would It Be?"

1. She has this weird thing about me keeping
my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would
know it was my sister who did it and not me.

"Giggle"